Tuesday, March 08, 2005

It's My Party

HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME! HAPPY BIRTHDAY, DEAR KELLY! HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO ME!

How's this for a super party day? I'm spending my birthday substituting for Third Grade! Cool.

Actually, I really don't mind. I like third graders. They are fun. Plus, they like me and that makes the world of difference. The bonus for the day is that I am wearing my Tiara. Yep. I'm the QUEEN. Forget that princess crap. I AM QUEEN!!

All Hale Queen Kelly, The Beatiful, The Amazing, The Spectacular, The So-Full-Of-Herself.

All I want for my birthday is a smaller butt. Okay, diamonds are good, too. But a smaller butt would be ideal.

5 comments:

Ken Wheaton said...

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

Anonymous said...

If I could deliver you a smaller butt with a big red bow on it, I would but I am hoping for one for my birthday too!! Happy Birthday!

Anonymous said...

If I could deliver you a smaller butt with a big red bow on it, I would but I am hoping for one for my birthday too!! Happy Birthday! Samantha

Anonymous said...

If I could deliver you a smaller butt with a big red bow on it, I would but I am hoping for one for my birthday too!! Happy Birthday! Samantha

Chevy Rose said...

you worry too much about size of((BUTT)). Should worry about it when it slides down to back of knees.;) Happy Birthday.